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Will Storr vs. the Supernatural

by Will Storr

So first off I should admit that yes, I do believe that not everything can be explained by science and things like demons and ghosts really do exist.  That said, I don’t think ghosts are the souls of dead people, and I also believe that at least 90% of all supernatural phenomena reported is a huge crock of bull. 

 

Journalist Will Storr was far more skeptical than I when he met demonologist Lou Gentile.  He arranged to interview the man for Loaded magazine because he found the American a little eccentric, and ‘American eccentrics are great. They’re more sincere, unabashed and convinced in their madness than any other eccentrics in the world.”  (Thanks, Will.)  But after a frightening visit with a demon-possessed woman, Storr is shaken and unable to rationally explain the strange things he sees and hears. It bothers him, and after a few months he decides to more fully investigate the world of supernatural, and try to find the truth – if there is any – behind the myths and folklore.

 

Storr is a very funny writer, and he captures the essentials of a person’s appearance and mannerisms in a few short sentences, so you can easily form a mental image of the ‘characters’ he encounters.  Some of the people are clearly crying out for attention and faking their ‘special’ powers, but the majority is sincerely convinced that they speak the truth when they describe their experiences.  Storr treats the people respectfully, no matter how ‘off’ they seem to be.  His quest leads him to amateur ghost hunters and psychics, but also to men of a more distinguished caliber, like Maurice Grosse, investigator of the Enfield poltergeist, and the Chief Exorcist of the Catholic Church.

 

I’d hate to spoil the ending by revealing Storr’s ultimate conclusions about the potential of an afterlife, but I felt he did a really thorough job attacking the subject.  His interviews with a TV psychic or the founder of a UK-based ghost hunting group is balanced by research on quantum physics and interviews with psychologists.  Will Storr vs. the Supernatural has a great title, it’s entertaining, it’s informative, and it’s a really fun book whether you believe in spooks or not.

 

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The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars

by Joel Glenn Brenner

I bought The Emperors of Chocolate because my accounting teacher offered extra credit to any student that read it and wrote up a paper comparing and contrasting the business practices described in the book.  I figured it would probably be pretty dull, but hey, chocolate’s cool so it couldn’t be that bad, right?  I certainly didn’t expect this book to become one of the most interesting and entertaining reads of the year.

 

In the United States, the candy market is dominated by two companies: Mars Incorporated and The Hershey Company.  You know Hershey as the maker of Kisses, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Kit Kat Bars.  Mars pops out M&Ms, Twix, Snickers and Milky Way bars.  In 1999, when this book was written, their combined products dominated 75% of the candy rack.  Mars is privately owned, and the Mars family puts great priority on protecting their privacy.  With their top rival keeping mum on nearly everything, Hershey has also become intensely secretive, even though it’s a publically owned company.  Reporter Joel Glenn Brenner spent over ten years on this book, interviewing former employees, combing through Hershey’s archives, and scoring an exclusive interview with elusive members of the Mars family.

 

It’s a fascinating read.  Brenner studies these two chocolate giants and their effect on all fronts, covering their history, marketing, economic impact, social goals, and their products.  The book is as much about the chocolates and sweets as the people behind them. It was almost scary to learn just how big Mars is; in addition to the candy line, they also own Uncle Ben’s Rice and Pedigree Petfoods.   Likewise, I had known that Hershey, Pennsylvania was where the Hershey factory was located, but I didn’t know that Milton Hershey had also founded and funded a school that provided board and education for disadvantaged youth which is still in operation today.  That was pretty cool to learn. 

 

Brenner does an excellent job peeling away the mythology of Willy Wonka and his magical chocolate factory.  Marketed as a business book, The Emperors of Chocolate does spend a lot of time talking about the management styles of Hershey and Mars, number-crunching, and failed/successful marketing campaigns.  But it’s never boring, even if you haven’t the least bit of interest in business, because the companies are dominated by the personality and goals of the founders, whose influence has not diminished over the years since their deaths.  

So, y’know, if you like candy (and who doesn’t?) check this book out.  Even though it’s over ten years old, The Emperors of Chocolate still provides a lot of insight into one of the most fascinating industries out there. 

 

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15 September 2009 @ 08:36 pm

The Storm in the Barn

by Matt Phelan

 

An American fairy tale set during the Great Depression, The Storm in the Barn follows the adventures of young Jack (there’s always a Jack in these tales) Clark as he and his family struggle to survive in the gritty Dust Bowl.   Jack is picked on by bullies when he goes into town. Want and illness plague his family. But Jack has seen a strange thing; a mysterious, cloaked figure with a face ‘like rain’ is hiding in an abandoned barn. When he tries to share what he’s seen, his father decides that Jack suffers from dust dementia and brushes him off.   But Jack can sense that this mysterious being is the key to freeing his family and their town from the cruel grip of the drought, so he sets off on his own to confront the creature that calls itself the Storm King…

 

The art in this graphic novel is just fantastic. Like the Kansas pictured in The Wizard of Oz, given a nod by Phelan throughout the story as Jack’s sister reads a book from the series to her brother, this world is monochrome and lifeless.    The only colorful pages exist in the memory of Jack’s mother, as she tells her children of the Kansas of her childhood, when crops grew and everyone was happy. Everything else is rendered in muted shades of brown, grey and the weary blue of worn denim. It is a depressed palette, perfect for the mood of Jack’s town.

 

I call the story a fairy tale, but it’s also a fairly realistic portrayal of life in the Dirty Thirties. ‘Dust pneumonia’ was a real affliction for many living in the Dust Bowl, as the great dust storms filled young lungs with dust that couldn’t be coughed out. Brutal jackrabbit drives, in which rabbits were rounded up and slaughtered, were an ugly and controversial community event. Matt Phelan really brought these stories to life in an accessible way that both young and older readers can appreciate.   

 

I would never have thought this was Matt Phelan’s first graphic novel. It’s a beautiful work, with great art and an entertaining and poignant story. Be sure to check it out!

 

 

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Murder of a Medici Princess

by Caroline P. Murphy

 

While not as famous as her relative Catherine in France, Isabella de’ Medici's life was just as interesting, especially as told by Caroline Murphy in this new biography. Daughter of Cosimo de’ Medici, the first Grand Duke of Tuscany, Isabella grew up surrounded by luxury during the high Italian Renaissance. She was especially close to her father, and the power of the Medici name allowed her to be educated and gained her an unusual amount of freedom for a woman of her time. Even marriage to a prominent Italian noble, Paolo Giordano Orsini, couldn’t slow her life of endless pleasure-seeking and partying. 

 

Murphy leads us every step of the way, introducing heroes and villains worthy of the epic poetry and ballads Isabella so loved, and plot twists worthy of a soap opera. Isabella was close to her family – almost too close, especially to her brother Giovanni and her father Cosimo, inspiring nasty rumors – and the power of her father allowed her to stay in Florence, rather than joining her husband in Rome. She fell in love with her cousin’s husband, the handsome Troilo Orsini, a man who charmed almost everyone he met, including thorny Catherine de’ Medici in France.   But all good times come to an end, and with Cosimo’s death Isabella’s rising star began to tumble and spiral out of control.

 

Murphy’s biography is rich with detail and images, including color plates in the middle of the book of Isabella, her siblings and lovers, and page after page of notes. Murphy never hems and haws with “Isabella may have done this” or “It is possible that Isabella met so-and-so,” which is one of my pet peeves in biographies. She’s done her research and can complete the world of the Medici court, but she doesn’t overwhelm the reader with ever little factoid she uncovered. She includes a lot of [translations of] Isabella’s letters, and other primary source documents whenever possible.

 

One of my favorite reads this year. Highly recommended for you history buffs out there.

 

 

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07 March 2009 @ 07:50 pm

The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon

by David Grann

In 1925, renowned explorer Percy Fawcett took his son and boldly trekked into the Amazon, determined to reveal the location of a lost city he suspected lay hidden beneath the dense jungle canopy.   Neither he nor any members of his party were ever seen again. Journalist David Grann is determined to trace Fawcett’s final steps and discover what ultimately happened to the famous man – succeeding where many have failed over the years – and hopefully, in the process, finding the fabled city Fawcett was willing to risk everything to uncover.

The Lost City of Z was everything I wanted The White Mary  to be, and more. Grann begins his quest by hunting down every last scrap of information Fawcett left behind, in the process piecing together the biography of a fascinating man. If anyone could have located a mythical city in the middle of the jungle, it was Col. Percy Fawcett, a man who had successfully completed multiple excursions into the wild with only the barest of supplies. Grann brings the explorer back from the dead as a larger-than-life Indiana Jones, a man who lives and breathes adventure. But he doesn’t sugarcoat Fawcett’s flaws: the man is clearly obsessed with “Z” to the point that his grip of reality seems tenuous, and he was apparently quite merciless to his assistants in the jungle. Several men who survived an expedition with Fawcett describe a man who seems to be not a hero, but a monster. He is a fascinating, complex character and, it seems, the last of a dying breed.

Just as captivating as Fawcett’s original explorations are Grann’s attempts to recreate his path and track down the explorer’s final fate. Usually a writer for The New Yorker, Grann isn’t anyone’s idea of a heroic explorer. It’s pretty clear that without our modern technology, he’d never have been able to attempt to follow Fawcett. But he is a thorough journalist, and an entertaining writer who knows when he has a good story. He takes his reader on a whirlwind adventure that spans the globe.

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05 March 2009 @ 06:12 pm

The Heretic Queen

by Michelle Moran

Amazon.com: The winds of change are blowing through Thebes. A devastating palace fire has killed the Eighteenth Dynasty’s royal family—all with the exception of Nefertari, the niece of the reviled former queen, Nefertiti. The girl’s deceased family has been branded as heretical, and no one in Egypt will speak their names. A relic of a previous reign, Nefertari is pushed aside, an unimportant princess left to run wild in the palace. But this changes when she is taken under the wing of the Pharaoh’s aunt, then brought to the Temple of Hathor, where she is educated in a manner befitting a future queen.

Soon Nefertari catches the eye of the Crown Prince, and despite her family’s history, they fall in love and wish to marry. Yet all of Egypt opposes this union between the rising star of a new dynasty and the fading star of an old, heretical one. While political adversity sets the country on edge, Nefertari becomes the wife of Ramesses the Great. Destined to be the most powerful Pharaoh in Egypt, he is also the man who must confront the most famous exodus in history.

The Heretic Queen continues the story began in Moran’s novel Nefertiti, but it is not a sequel. The two books are written so that you needn’t read one in order to understand the other. However, if you are not previously familiar with the reigns of Akhenaten and Nefertiti, I would highly recommend reading Nefertiti first so that you can have clearer sense of just how and why these two became so reviled that subsequent rulers sought to blot them from Egypt’s history. Truthfully, I would encourage you just to read Nefertiti anyway, because it was FANTASTIC. But moving on…

I read this book in a single evening. It was amazing. One minute I was sitting on my bed in California, the next I was caught in a time vortex and thrust back nearly four millennia to the land of the Nile. In the sparkling gleam of the palace, nothing is as it seems, and few can be trusted.   Nefertari has to constantly fight for her position – which goes against her gentle and compassionate nature – and the intrigues entwine every member of the court. Everybody wants something, and with the stakes so high the competition is intense. The Heretic Queen’s pages are heavy with drama (and I don’t mean the high school variety) and there’s truly something for everyone. You like action? How would a battle with pirates suit you? Romance is more to your taste? The love of Ramesses and Neferari is the stuff of legends.

Michelle Moran did choose to address the story of Moses, the events of which are commonly attributed to the reign of Ramesses II. However, it’s not the same account you find in the Bible. Due to the absence of evidence supporting the events of Exodus outside of the Bible, Moran chose to create a similar figure that could mesh more easily into what archeology has revealed about the political climate of Ramesses’ kingdom.    

This is my first 5-star book reviewed in 2009. Go pick it up and start reading!

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15 February 2009 @ 11:13 am
The Dot and the Line:  A Romance in Lower Mathematics
By Norton Juster

A straight line falls in love with a dot, but she is infatuated with a squiggle. The straight line jumps through hoops and overcomes his rigid lifestyle in order to win her.

Best known for his classic The Phantom Tollbooth (seriously, it's one of the best kid's books EVER!) Norton Juster wrote The Dot and the Line in 1963.   This is such a cute book! It's a visual treat that I think both children and adults would enjoy - and you don't even have to like mathematics. (I generally despise it, but I loved this book.) Clever and aesthetically pleasing - and quite punny for those who enjoy them.

I was reminded of it earlier today when I happened to find a cartoon short of the book on Youtube, animated by Chuck Jones (Looney Tunes).  The cartoon pretty much takes the book and directly adapts the book to the television screen, but it's fun.  Check it out!
 



 
 
 
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The Tragedy of Macbeth Part II: The Seed of Banquo

by Noah Lukeman

Shakespeare's infamous play Macbeth ends with Malcolm being crowned King of Scotland after Macduff has murdered ambitious, ill-fated Macbeth. Fine and dandy it seems at first, but wait...didn't the witches predict that Banquo would father an endless line of kings? Malcolm is the son of Duncan, not Banquo! Were the witches wrong?

When Noah Lukeman was confronted with this unresolved plot thread, he began to wonder if Shakespeare had planned to continue the tale of Scotland's monarchy in another play. It would make sense; two of Shakespeare's historical plays came in multiple parts. Henry IV had Parts 1 and 2 while Henry VI was split into three. Scouring the original play, Lukeman found lines that indicated Lady Macbeth had a child, yet it never makes an appearance in the original play. Surely the heir to Macbeth's throne would have warranted some mention! Where was the child? Finally, what happened to Malcolm's brother, Donalbain? At the close of the play he is still in Ireland, which seems odd – why has he not returned to his brother's side?

Intrigued by these lingering plot holes, Lukeman decided to finish the play and wrote The Tragedy of Macbeth Part II. In tribute to Shakespeare, Macbeth II is written as a five-act play in measured blank verse. It picks up ten years after the events of Macbeth, with Malcolm still wearing the Scottish crown. But he is an uneasy ruler, haunted by the prophecy that Banquo's sons will take the throne. Fleance, child of Banquo, is gathering men to his side, but that would be a minor threat were Donalbain not building an armada in Ireland. Malcolm wants to trust his brother, but his advisors insist Donalbain means him ill. In desperation Malcolm seeks the witches to dispel the rumors and advise him. Naturally, they answer in riddles, and in attempting to unravel their meaning Malcolm sets himself upon the same course of misinterpretation and disaster that led to his predecessor's demise...

I wasn't sure what to expect from Macbeth II, but I am pleased to report that Lukeman did a top-notch job creating a fresh play in the style of Shakespeare. The story moves quite briskly, and takes quite a few intriguing twists. My biggest concern was that the book would be written in such a way that it would not translate well to stage, but reading through the play I quickly dismissed these concerns. The rhythm of the words and the drama of the story would make for quite a suspenseful and entertaining show. In fact, I really hope Lukeman is in the process of negotiating a production somewhere.

But until the happy day we can see Macbeth II at a local Shakespeare in the Park, check out the book and find out just how the witches' prophecies were finally fulfilled.

 

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15 December 2008 @ 10:51 am

Guardian

by Julius Lester

Julius Lester is one of the most lyrical authors writing for children today.  His writing has a very poetic quality; it is very descriptive without becoming flowery and he doesn't rely on embellishment for its own sake.  He chooses his words very carefully, and they are very evocative of the characters' emotions.

  Lester also respects the intelligence of the young, and is not afraid to bring the horrors of reality to his literature. In his latest book, Guardian, a fourteen-year-old Southern boy named Ansel is forced to confront the racism in his town, within his family, and deep inside himself when he is forced to make a decision between the truth and the will of his father. It's a short novella, barely 100 pages, covering a week in Ansel's life. It is very tight and compact; I can't really talk about the plot without giving away a major spoiler.

At the end of the book Lester talks about the history of lynching in the South, a specter that has hovered over his life since childhood in the South. The book is written from the perspective of a white boy on the verge of adulthood, an angle Lester had wanted to tackle for quite some time. As he said in a 1970 letter, “White writers are so dishonest. Seldom have they written what they could have and should have, which is, the white side of racism. I'd like to see a children's novel about a little white boy who goes with his father to a lynching.”

The book is disturbing. It's dark and touches an ugly side of humanity that most of us prefer not to even think about. So I have to admit, I would be careful about when I would let a child read this book, because I'd have to be sure he or she was capable of understanding the injustice and horror. But once I was sure they could handle it, I would make sure the kid read this book, because it is only through facing the demons in our society that we can exorcise them completely.

 

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12 December 2008 @ 06:51 pm

The Whiskey Rebels

by David Liss

Plot Summary from Amazon.com: Ethan Saunders, once among General Washington’s most valued spies, now lives in disgrace, haunting the taverns of Philadelphia. An accusation of treason has long since cost him his reputation and his beloved fiancée, Cynthia Pearson, but at his most desperate moment he is recruited for an unlikely task–finding Cynthia’s missing husband. To help her, Saunders must serve his old enemy, Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton, who is engaged in a bitter power struggle with political rival Thomas Jefferson over the fragile young nation’s first real financial institution: the Bank of the United States.
Meanwhile, Joan Maycott is a young woman married to another Revolutionary War veteran. With the new states unable to support their ex-soldiers, the Maycotts make a desperate gamble: trade the chance of future payment for the hope of a better life on the western Pennsylvania frontier. There, amid hardship and deprivation, they find unlikely friendship and a chance for prosperity with a new method of distilling whiskey. But on an isolated frontier, whiskey is more than a drink; it is currency and power, and the Maycotts’ success attracts the brutal attention of men in Hamilton’s orbit, men who threaten to destroy all Joan holds dear.

As their causes intertwine, Joan and Saunders–both patriots in their own way–find themselves on opposing sides of a daring scheme that will forever change their lives and their new country.

The two narrators tell their stories simultaneously; first a chapter from Ethan's life and then a chapter from Joan's. Joan's narration generally takes place several months before Ethan's, and if you don't pay attention to dates it get confusing, especially when she starts talking about future plans that have already taken place in Ethan's story. But the two main characters have very different voices, so you'll never be confused about which narrator is speaking.

Ethan Saunders is the perfect rake, using tricks and tall tales to keep a mug of ale in one hand and a woman in the other. Yet there is a streak of nobility in him that surfaces time and again, revealing the good man beneath the alcoholic stupor – but it is quickly squashed back down before it can get very far. For example, Saunders promised to free his slave Leonidas when he turned twenty-one. How noble. Saunders has the paperwork filled out and ready to go; Leonidas is technically free. But Saunders doesn't tell him, and Leonidas continues to treat him as his master . What a jerk. Yet even before the papers were created, Saunders gave Leonidas an extraordinary amount of freedom. Leonidas lives separately from Saunders, in another part of Philadelphia, and Saunders is forbidden from bothering him when he is “off-hours.” Since Saunders doesn't often require Leonidas' presence when getting wasted or seducing wealthy women, Leonidas is able to hire himself out and earn money. Their relationship is quite unusual, and highlights the character flaws and conflicts that make Saunders a thoroughly enjoyable character. For him alone, the book is worth your time.

Joan Maycott, the other storyteller, doesn't have the same appeal as Ethan Saunders because she doesn't have the same internal dual between right and wrong. She is a determined woman struggling to write the first American novel – that is, a book in a distinct American style and voice, rather than an imitation of the writings of Europe – while simultaneously trying to build a new life with her husband on the outskirts of civilization. Maycott is usually convinced of the righteousness of her cause and rarely without goals to pursue, and her sheer willpower is something to be admired. But with a star like Ethan Saunders, Joan Maycott doesn't have much of a chance to shine.

The historical fiction found in this story uses real events, like the 1792 Financial Panic, foundation of America's bank, and the struggles between competing visions for the new nation to tell the story. Real historical figures like Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson are key characters. The timing of the publication of this book is quite fortuitous on David Liss' part (or is it calculated?) because of the many parallels that can be drawn between the financial troubles of his fledgling nation and the current recession America finds itself in. It's full of action, and highly entertaining, with spies running all over the place competing to solve the mysteries that pile up one after another. Read up!

 

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Macbeth: The Graphic Novel
by William Shakespeare and team at Classical Comics



If you made it through high school here in America, you've probably read Macbeth. It's one of William Shakespeare's most popular plays (possibly because it is the shortest of the tragedies) known for outstanding characterizations and universal themes that can be easily adapted to any time or place. It is one of the Bard's most frequently performed plays, and thought by many in the theatre community to be cursed. It is not uncommon for actors to refer to it as "The Scottish Play" or "The Bard's Play" rather than saying the name proper.

Classical Comics has taken Shakespeare's Macbeth and created a beautiful graphic novel. It is available in three versions:
Original Text: The complete text of Macbeth, unaltered from the Bard's vision
Plain Text: Macbeth's script is updated to "normal" English, but maintains the form and pacing of the original plain
Quick Text: Macbeth rendered in modern speech. This is the closest version to our regular speaking patterns.

I read the Original Text version, and it was superb. The art was stunning, with bright, vivid colors and bold, clean lines. It looks just like a "real" comic book - let me explain. Often when I have read graphic novel adaptions of literature, the art just isn't that good because the creators are not comic book artists. They might not follow the conventions of comic books, or the figures they draw will look odd because proportions are off...these minor sorts of things. But this is not a problem with Macbeth. Jon Haward is a veteran of the comic book industry, with over twenty years experience, and it shows through in his art.

It's important to keep in mind that Shakespeare's works were meant to be viewed, to be performed, and I feel that graphic novels like Macbeth help bridge the gap between the text in a book and on the stage. The illustrations bring life and energy to the old play, and due to the multiple literacy levels there's an edition that would suit anyone.


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Classical Comic
s appears to be working their way through the Shakespeare canon. Current and upcoming titles:
Henry V (available now)
The Tempest (May 2009)
Romeo & Juliet (July 2009)
Richard III (March 2010)
Hamlet (2010)

 
 
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21 September 2008 @ 10:28 am

The Last Queen
by C. W. Gortner
 
 
            I have been looking forward to reading this book for AGES, ever since I saw it while shopping in London. Queen Juana of Spain is usually overlooked due to the tribulations of her younger sister Katherine of Aragon. But Juana’s story, especially as told by C. W. Gortner in The Last Queen is just as compelling, tragic and disturbing as any event in the Tudor court.
 
            Juana pens her memoirs as an old woman, imprisoned in Tordesillas by her relatives because she is insane. Utterly isolated and alone save for the corpse of her husband and servants loyal to her enemies, she takes to writing as a way of sharing her life with others, beginning with her childhood as an Infanta of Spain, when she lived under the iron will of her mother, the great Isabella of Spain. This formidable woman arranged a marriage for Juana to Philip, Duke of Burgundy and heir to the Holy Roman Empire. The passion he ignites in Juana – not for nothing is called ‘Philip the Handsome’ – leads to the happiest time in her life as they celebrate being young newlyweds in love. However, things fall apart when Juana catches Philip in bed with another woman. At the time, infidelity was quite normal for a royal husband, and Juana’s demand for absolute fidelity drives a wedge between Philip and her that will never disappear, even as Juana produces one healthy child after another. Eager to thrust them further apart is Philip’s ruthless right-hand man, Archbishop Besancon, a man who seeks power for Philip but cares little about Juana or Spain’s interests. He draws Philip away from Juana, siding with the advisor over his wife in everything. When her older siblings die and Juana becomes heir to the throne, suddenly Besancon’s intentions become crystal-clear: their marriage was not to unite the kingdoms of Spain and the Holy Roman Empire in a union as powerful of Castile and Aragon. Instead of Juana ruling as Queen with Philip as her Prince-Consort, Besancon wants her to cede her throne to Philip and grant him Kingship. Enraged, Juana must fight for her birthright, but with no one on her side and vicious rumors about her spreading faster than the plague, Juana’s dream for reconciliation with her husband and a peaceful life ruling Spain with her children dies a little every day.
 
            Every little action Juana takes to preserve the life she was raised for is twisted and blown to ridiculous proportions. In the brutal propaganda Philip and his powerful cohorts spread there seems to be many parallels to the modern quest for power. In the power play and media frenzy of America’s presidential campaigns I see potential inspiration for Gortner’s sympathetic portrait of Queen Juana. She is prone to temper and rash action, but Juana the Mad isn’t crazy at all. 
 
            I really enjoyed The Last Queen, and it reads very quickly. The history and weight of political intrigue are masterfully handled so that the story is never bogged down with mind-numbing info-dumps.   The elements of the story are also extremely balanced, with no action being sacrificed for the sake of backroom monologues and discussions and sweet domestic concerns tempering the endless pageantry of the royal courts. Imprisoned by her father, husband and son Juana was silenced for most of her life but in Gortner’s hand, she is finally given a chance to tell her fascinating tale.
 
 
 
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09 September 2008 @ 06:47 pm

Forgotten Fashion: An Illustrated (Faux) History of Outrageous Trends and Their Untimely Demise
by Kate Hahn
 
            This blog isn’t called “Fashionista Piranha” for nothing. The Spring 2009 collections are debuting at Fashion Week in New York City, and to celebrate we’re having our own Fashion Week, too! All the books reviewed through Sunday will match the theme, and we’re kicking the event off with Forgotten Fashion by Kate Hahn.
 
            Forgotten Fashion celebrates the trends of yesteryear that, mysteriously, didn’t make it into any of the textbooks for my fashion history class. Found in the fashion archives of Miss Beatrice P. Fruit, these amazing creations astound and amaze for their beauty, ingenuity, and the bold new directions they took fashion pioneers. How did we forget the Ticker Tape Trim popular at the turn of the century? These beautiful paper ribbons were woven into dainty damsels’ dresses and nightgowns, and were printed with secret communications from desperate paramours. And who could fail to recall Fuschette, the 1980s teen band created to sell trendy junior clothing? These carefully calculated performers took famous songs such as “We’ve Got the Beat” and adapted them to promote their line with songs such as “We’ve Got the Pleats.” Surely you remember Fuschette’s mall tours, and the heart-shaped hangtags that hung on every item of Fuschette brand clothing? 
 
            Perhaps not. Hahn’s tongue-in-cheek faux fashions mock the true trends of the 20th century while creating their own unique mythology. To assist Hahn in her reports are a phalanx of illustrators, one of whom Project Runway fans will recognize as Andrae Gonzalo of Red Lobster fame. The fashion figures, supposedly pulled from old magazines, press releases and trade publications, capture the art styles used in previous decades and are instrumental in adding authenticity to these outrageous designs.
 
            I hate to even think about Christmas so early in the year, but take note, ya’ll. This is the perfect gift for the fashion lover in your life. It’s witty and funny and beautifully illustrated. Don’t miss it!
 
 
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06 September 2008 @ 01:27 pm

The Graveyard Book
by Neil Gaiman
 
            After Bod’s family was brutally murdered the kindly Owens family adopted him. They couldn’t be more perfect foster parents…except that they have been dead for nearly two hundred and fifty years. Bod (short for “Nobody” since the Owenses have no idea what his parents named him) is given Freedom of the Graveyard, which allows him to stay and be raised amongst tombstones and the departed. As he grows older, the ghosts begin teaching him history and the customs from their own eras, as well as the skills of the dead, such as Dreamwalking, Fading and Fear. His guardian, Silas, brings him food and clothing, so that Bod will never need to leave the safety of the cemetery. But the more he learns about the world beyond the graveyard, the more curious he becomes. Bod wants to go to school and be amongst other living people, but as long as his family’s killer is still lurking Outside it isn’t safe for him to leave.
 
            The day a child realizes the nature of death and its implications changes them forever. A little piece of innocence is lost and gone, and a little shadow is cast as he realizes that someday he, too, will cease to be. But Bod is the opposite; all his life he has known death and the afterlife so for him, there is no mystery. Strike that. For Bod, the mystery is LIFE. Life holds to him the same wonder and confusion that death has for the rest of us, and seeing his struggle from the ‘other side of the veil’ so to speak makes this a wonderful and fascinating book.
 
            At times the book is scary, especially when one considers it’s written for children. There’s a triple-murder on the second page. Bod lives under the shadowy threat that someone, somewhere wants to kill him. Ghouls, vampires and werewolves all have their roles to play. And, well, death can be scary! But the graveyard is such a charming little world, populated with folk from a variety of backgrounds and times. It’s sweet, with tender moments such as when Bod braves the Outside world because he wants to buy a headstone for an unhappy ghost’s unmarked grave.  There is an aura of melancholy throughout the book, but it’s never depressing.
 
            If you’re a Neil Gaiman fan, you will enjoy this book.  I think it is one of his best.  Kids will like the adventures that Bod has and identify with his fears and childhood troubles.  But I do think that almost everyone would enjoy this book.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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The Front Porch Prophet
By Raymond L. Atkins
 
            I am a sucker for Southern charm. Seriously. When a guy starts talking and has that sweet Southern twang I just swoon. It's irresistible. Gone With The Wind is one of my Top Ten Ever books, largely because Rhett Butler is the ultimate sneaky, hunky Southern gentleman with the velvet tongue and the lightning wit. When watching re-runs of the Monkees which one do you think I want to be serenaded by? That's right, Mike Nesmith the Texan. Just listen to that voice and dig those crazy sideburns! (Even my boyfriend understands this fascination: his favorite TV show is The Dukes of Hazzard.)    I bring this up only to warn you that I have a predisposition towards Southern men that may someday prove fatal, and The Front Porch Prophet is written by a fellow from Georgia about a couple o' good ol' boys from a classic little town called Sequoyah.
 
            Three years ago, A.J. Longstreet had a falling out with his best bud Eugene, but suddenly he is summoned to Eugene’s hilltop home. Come to find out Eugene is dying from terminal cancer, and he has a couple of favors to ask of his old friend. Eugene is lonely, isolated after a lifetime of bad behavior, and wants A.J. to come visit him. A.J. readily agrees. Eugene would also like A.J. to please shoot him dead when the pain becomes too much. A.J.’s not too keen on that particular favor. But he fulfills the first request, and the rift between himself and Eugene heals even as Eugene slowly fades away.
 
            I grew up listening to Garrison Keillor every Sunday morning on the radio, and I love his gentle, easygoing narratives of small-town life. Sequoyah, Georgia, Raymond L. Atkin’s quirky town, is the Lake Wobegone of the South. The rural community is populated with a never-ending stream of strange characters. There’s Hoghead, a cook who proudly makes the world’s worst coffee and proudly posts the Daily Special in the front window every morning, as well as a cheerful Christian message. Unfortunately, he isn’t too good at separating his thoughts, so you might see advertised “THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH COUNTRY-FRIED STEAK” or “CHRIST DIED FOR THE BEST FRIED CHICKEN IN THE COUNTY.” A.J.’s wife Maggie is pretty normal, except that all of her family members are named after famous authors, so her full name is Margaret Mitchell Callahan Longstreet, and her children are named Emily Charlotte (named for BOTH the Bronte sisters in a break with tradition), Harper Lee and James Joyce. Police officer Slim could be the twin brother of Hazzard County’s Sheriff Roscoe. But everyone in the town basks in the glow of small-town friendliness, and the community happily takes its turn irritating and taking care of each other.
 
 
            Part of the way Eugene amuses himself is by writing letters to all the people he knows to be sent after he dies. There’s an excerpt from each one at the beginning of every chapter. Some of them are sweet, most of them are sarcastic (Being dead is not that bad. There are a lot of people here I know. In fact, most of them were your patients.) All of them hare hilarious. 
 
            The joy of this book comes from the variety of characters and their tangled relationships. It’s really a fun read; page after page made me laugh like a hyena (I even snorted within hearing distance of some clients; that was embarrassing) but at the end I may have been sniffling a little bit. It’s very authentic and comfortable; if The Front Porch Prophet were an article of clothing it would definitely be a soft, worn, slightly dirty brown leather jacket that’s been heated in the sun so that it’s snug and warm and has that perfect old-leathery smell to it. 
 
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12 August 2008 @ 06:38 pm
The Gargoyle
by Andrew Davidson
 
            The Gargoyle was enthralling. I loved it. In fact, this book has become my Favorite New Read of 2008, bumping The Lace Reader from the comfortable throne it occupied since late June. In fact, The Gargoyle may have made it all the way to my Top Ten Ever list, except that I have never bothered the create such a record since I’m pretty sure once I finally settle on ten titles in stone I’d want to shatter it to bits and start all over again. But yes, The Gargoyle was good.
 
            An unhappy burn victim, formerly an Adonis and now hideously disfigured, is plotting his own demise when an enigmatic woman named Marianne Engel flutters into his room and begins telling him stories about a former life in which they were lovers in medieval Germany. She is a temporary mental patient at the hospital, and a sculptress who carves stone gargoyles(and apparently makes quite a bit of money in the process.) Beautiful but almost certainly mad – for how can her stories about living seven hundred years ago be true? – Marianne shares tales of lovers around the world, all joined together only by the strength of their emotions for the ones they care for, while trying to awaken the memories of their past relationship in the burned man (never named), who waxes from almost believing in her stories and complete denial.
 
            The burned narrator would never have pulled out of his suicidal slump without the assistance of a fabulous cast of characters. In addition to Marianne, there’s his perky Japanese physical therapist, his nerdy-and-slightly-awkward psychologist, and strict, no-nonsense doctor, all of whom eventually form a little family for a man and each teaches the narrator a different kind of love. 
 
            The book draws from a vast reservoir of inspiration, from Dante’s Inferno and monastic life in the 14th century to psychology and modern Japanese culture.   The narrator is near obsessive in his quest for information; when he wants to learn about something – for example, mental disorders so he can diagnose what’s wrong with Marianne – he absorbs huge quantities of information and along the way passes much along to the reader. Yet it never feels like an ‘info dump’ – like those awkward conversations frequent in historical novels, where a character will expound on a the history of some object or event in a way that would NEVER happen in reality – only part of the narrator’s journey. The book is simply fulfilling the tagline that was on my cover: All things in a single book bound by love.
 
            One warning: The book can be quite graphic. In the first chapter the car accident that nearly killed the narrator and his horrible wounds are very explicitly explained; I’m quite squeamish normally and it did make me squirm to the point I almost put the book down. But I’m so glad I didn’t. Andrew Davidson’s first book is amazing, and absolutely worth any minor discomfort.
            For those of you who have already read the book, what do you think?
-         Marianne is completely certified crackers.
-         Marianne really is seven hundred years old and needs to refer me to her face cream.     
 
 
 
 
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Bottomfeeder: How to Eat Ethically in a World of Vanishing Seafood
By Taras Grescoe
 
            Science hurts my head. In college I couldn’t make it through a semester of biology. The textbook was incomprehensible and the teacher’s carefully prepared PowerPoint slides wasted. It was all just gibberish. Science, especially life sciences, was definitely not for me.
            (Science was somewhat redeemed the following year in my astronomy and geology classes. Still tedious and boring, but at least I ‘got’ it. Whereas I’m still unable to remember basic parts of cells or DNA. Ribosomegolgibodynebulei what?)
 
            But I try to be a good little environmentally-friendly girl and recycle, bring fabric bags to the grocery store, buy vegetables at farmer markets and patronize local businesses rather than big box corporations. (Amazon remains my huge weakness and exception to that rule.) Bottomfeeder was impulsively requested because of the catch phrases “eat ethically” and “vanishing seafood.”  I love to eat fish, but I never really cared about where it came from. There’s plenty of fish in the sea, right? This book has completely revolutionized my thoughts.
 
            A combination of travel writing and scientific research, Taras Grescoe hunts down local seafood delicacies from around the world (Bouillabaisse in Marseilles, bluefin tuna sashimi in Japan) and traces the fish’s journey from the ocean to the dinner table. In addition to mouth-watering descriptions of exotic dishes, he has written a condemning exposé of the world’s destructive over-fishing. By decimating the ocean floor with massive bottom-trawlers and wastefully throwing hundreds of tons of bycatch (fish caught in giant nets with fishermen’s intended prey but are too small or the wrong species to sell) the fishing industry is on a collision course with disaster.
 
            But Grescoe isn’t all bad news. In each chapter he focuses on a certain species and shares the best way to get it with minimal negative impact. If there is no good solution to be found he suggests tasty alternatives. He also highlights possible suggestions and experimental attempts to bring fish populations back to sustainable levels. His message is dire; if the industry doesn’t change we’re looking at a future of not sushi and salmon steaks but “peanut-butter-and-jellyfish” sandwiches. (When a natural ecosystem is upset due to key species removal or pollution, algae and jellyfish are often the only creatures left.) But it is not without hope. Take the time to read this book; with seafood consumption on the rise and TV shows like “Deadliest Catch” gaining popularity Bottomfeeder contains information that all consumers must know.
 
 

As you may recall, the contest to win a copy of Bottomfeeder ended July 31st. Our winner is Elizabeth, who proved that stuffing the entry box (she had the highest number of entries in the random drawing) will sometimes net you the prize!  (It's never, ever worked for me, though.)  Our next contest will launch Sunday, August 2nd, so keep your eyes open!

 
 
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A Wizard of Earthsea
by Ursula K. LeGuin



The Wizard of Earthsea series has quite a reputation amongst fantasy readers, yet I'd never heard of it until a few years ago. Even after I'd managed to find a copy of the first book, it took me over a year to finally read it.  I am quite sorry I delayed; it is a wonderful book.  Let me explain; while I like fantasy in theory I've been having trouble finding some that I consider great that doesn't relate to fairy tales. Susan Cooper's work didn't interest me; Tolkien did but man! is he ever wordy. I have to be feeling exceptionally patient before settling into Lord of the Rings. Tanith Lee and Christopher Paolini I have also sampled in the past year, and while enjoyable I didn't end the book and think, "Wow."

Well, at last the "Wow!" has happened. Earthsea is a fantastic creation, a world Le Guin describes in simple, easy prose. The story feels as though it's being told by the fireside, by an aunt spinning tales of magic from long ago. It also has a "reality" to it; Le Guin makes little references here to other tales or events that happened in Earthsea's world, and this is just one little story. That is to say, Earthsea wasn't created for the story of Ged; Ged's story took place in Earthsea and someone happened to hear it and write it down.

As a boy growing up on Gont, one of many islands on Earthsea, Ged shows a talent for magic at a very early age.  His aunt, the only witch he knows, teaches him what she knows, but his talent quickly surpasses her own.  After fending off an attack on his village, a great wizard named Orion offers to teach him, and Ged eagerly accepts. Magical training isn't all he expects, and after a while Ged leaves his master to attend a wizard school.  It is here that his magic begins to grow in leaps and bounds, as does his pride and his arrogance.  When a failed attempt by him to raise the dead unleashes a shadowy spirit of evil and kills the school's headmaster, Ged's eyes are finally opened to the true nature of magic.  In atonement for his hubris he agrees to work a remote post in a poor village instead of the glamorous position one with his power would normally attain.  He becomes the village's defender, but the shadow creature continues to pursue him, and unless he can break free of his great pride and learn to ask others for help, he will never be free of it. 

Ged is a jerk. He isn't a hero. He's full of pride and arrogant, and at times he is also a coward. He's human. That may be one of the things I like best about this book. It's populated by people. There are no superior elves or grungy dwarves (yet) who are keepers of wisdom and beauty. Just regular folk struggling to eek out a living in a world that also contains dragons and magic.  (I want to know more about dragons after Ged's encounter with Yevaud. That dragon was huge; far larger than Smaug or Saphira. Full-scale battles with dragons must be truly epic in Earthsea.)

If you've somehow missed this series, go out and find a copy of the first book and get to reading, fantasy fans.  I haven't read the rest of series yet, but I'm eager to do so.


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The Suspicions of Mr. Whicher

By Kate Summerscale

            

            On a dark night in a country estate called Road Hill House a young boy, Saville Kent, is brutally murdered.  Child of an unpopular government inspector, the suspect list for the gristly death is long, ranging from his nursemaid Elizabeth Gough and his father Samuel Kent to former servants and complete strangers.  The local police don’t know what to do – violent murders aren’t part of their daily routine – so they summon a detective from London with experience investigating homicides.  Scotland Yard sends one of their best men: Detective-Inspector Jonathan Whicher.

 

            In Kate Summerscale’s The Suspicions of Mr. Whicher, we are treated to more than a mere murder mystery.  This book covers the facts of the case, but she also paints a broader picture of Victorian society as a whole, and the ramifications of Whicher’s investigations.  The attitudes of the middle- and upper classes towards working-class men like Whicher hindered his investigation time and time again.  Searches for evidence were half-hearted and skipped entirely in the house of Samuel Kent, because local constables didn’t want to disturb the peace of the family.  Whicher bypasses this sensitivity and dives right into his investigation, rummaging through nightdresses and prying into the past of the Kent family.  England is shocked.  In 1860 this was absolutely inappropriate behavior.   Detectives were a relatively new addition to the to the police and were considered barely above the dark underworld they worked in, for how could they know so much about criminals unless they were villains themselves?  But even as society shook their heads and disapproved they clung to every word printed by newspapers as a “detective-mania” swept the country.  Summerscale examines the role of detectives in fiction, and shows the many ways that Whicher’s work in the Road Hill House murder inspired the great writers of the era: Wilkie Collins, Charles Dickens, and even American Dashiell Hammett.

 

 

            The book is also an intriguing look back to the forensics and crime scene technology available in the days before DNA could easily prove guilt or innocence.  A single piece of evidence could make or break a case, and it was far too easy to make a false accusation for every policeman could read the evidence differently.  In fact, many amateur “armchair” detectives flooded Scotland Yard with suggestions in the case, especially when Whicher’s controversial conclusion is unable to stand in court because a critical piece of evidence is unable to be produced.   A fascinating book about the birth of the detective and the tribulations of Mr. Whicher as he struggles with one of the most shocking crimes of his time; true-crime fans everywhere grab a chair and settle in for a good read.

 

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25 June 2008 @ 07:39 am
The Lace Reader
by Brunonia Barry

Beautiful and as exquisite as Battenburg lace, The Lace Reader is an intricate story set in Salem, Mass.  (Yes, that Salem.)  Home to witches and weirdoes, Salem is also the residence of the Whitneys, a family that has lived there for generations.  The Whitney women keep the secret of reading lace and other psychic abilities, with the matriarch Eva teaching all who wish to see the future how to read lace in her tea shop.  But Eva's gone missing, so the family summons home wayward daughter Towner Whitney, the protagonist and teller of this tale.

Towner is an unreliable narrator.  She admits in the very first paragraph that she lies, and follows this revelation with the admission that she is also crazy.  Years ago her memories were shock-treated away after the traumatic suicide of her twin sister, and she’s been trying to reconstruct her past ever since.  As she returns to Salem and encounters people she used to know and meets new residents, the tangled threads of her past begin to come together and take shape, twisting into designs and realities she never anticipated.

This is a mystery.  Where is Eva, and later, where is Ann?  What happened all those years ago before Whitney left Salem?

This is a romance, albeit a sedated one.  Will Towner allow herself to fall for the awkward-but-kind op that moved to Salem after his marriage fell apart?  Or will she allow an old flame into her heart once more?

This is a drama.  The Calvinists, an extremely conservative religious cult lead by the Rev. Cal (also related to Towner), are in constant warfare with the modern witches who have taken Salem and made it their own.  Will charismatic Cal rally his troops and gain enough support to bring Salem in line with his church’s dogma?  Can Towner resolve her issues with her estranged mother, distant brother, lost aunt and dead sister?  

Amazingly, author Brunonia Barry never loses track of her many threads and weaves a rich story, multi-faceted and complex.  Heck, somehow she manages to pull it all together without the end feeling contrived.  There are surprises and unexpected delights throughout.  Truly, this is the best book I’ve read (so far) in 2008!

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