Thank you Jena over at Muse Books Reviews for alerting me to the existence of this fine book. The world would truly be saner if Natural Harvest did not exist, but would it better and richer in the book's absence?
Yes. Yes, it would.
Natural Harvest is a collection of semen-based recipes. The author's description of his book is as follows:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
But for even more 'eeeew' and 'yuck' factors, read some of the comments on the book's page at Lulu.
Merry Christmas, guys.
When I heard about this book, it made me think of you.
PS - Bonus points for whoever can tell me what specific nutrients supposedly exist in semen.